The One

The Only

The Tolerated

Cody “Modern Gelos” Chasteen

How-dee neighbor

Want to know when I’m in a city near you slinging a tall, fresh stack of comedy pancakes? Sign up and I’ll let you know.

Or, do you want to have me tell jokes to your closest friends, family, and cool coworkers? I’ll also do that.

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me.

Upcoming Shows

October 23, 2026

Soapbox Comedy Club

Chehalis, WA

October 24, 2026

It Gets Dark Comedy Show

Shanghai Tunnel Bar (PDX)

November 13, 2026

Spotlight Comedy Show

San Francisco, CA

November 14, 2026

Mr. Bings

San Francisco, CA

November 16, 2026

O’Reillys Pub

San Francisco, CA

November 20, 2026

Oakland Comedy

Oakland, CA

November 16, 2026

Mirthquake

San Francisco, CA

November 21, 2026

Next Stop (Headlining)

Napa, CA

November 19, 2026

Cheaper Than Therapy

Oakland, CA

Get to
know me, please

The dumb AI that initially made this website copy (without me asking) wants you to “Step into a world of laughter where every chuckle takes center stage!” but I’m not an absolute dork so I’m not going to say that.

I’m a Nonuple threat. Comédien, father, actor (sunday school plays), storyteller, storylistener, pick up basketball DAWG, husband, and bad at math.