Book me, danke

Let’s make like a library and handle this book-ing.

I’m a comic based out of Portland, OR and can work clean or dirty. I've got an excellent 20 minutes, a fun 33 minutes, and a tolerable 45 minutes.

Want me to do you club or bar show? Hell yeah. I’m legally required to inform you that I’ve murdered in clubs and bars across the country and am not responsible if an audience member dies from laughing.

Want me to do a corporate gig? Awesome I love KPIs and driving cross functional alignment.

Want me to do a show at your church? Perfect, I was the 2003 Apostolic Faith Bible Bowl champion.

Some Credits:

Finalist - Portlands Funniest Person

Top 10 - Seattle International Comedy Competition

Top 10 - RISE Comedy Festival

Riot Comedy Festival

AKB4Udie Festival

Haha Harvest Festival

Pooped in Carlos Mencia’s bathroom once (Book me and I’ll tell you the story)