The One
The Only
The Tolerated
Cody “Modern Gelos” Chasteen
How-dee neighbor
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Upcoming Shows
October 23, 2026
Soapbox Comedy Club
Chehalis, WA
October 24, 2026
It Gets Dark Comedy Show
Shanghai Tunnel Bar (PDX)
November 13, 2026
Spotlight Comedy Show
San Francisco, CA
November 14, 2026
Mr. Bings
San Francisco, CA
November 16, 2026
O’Reillys Pub
San Francisco, CA
November 20, 2026
Oakland Comedy
Oakland, CA
November 16, 2026
Mirthquake
San Francisco, CA
November 21, 2026
Next Stop (Headlining)
Napa, CA
November 19, 2026
Cheaper Than Therapy
Oakland, CA
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The dumb AI that initially made this website copy (without me asking) wants you to “Step into a world of laughter where every chuckle takes center stage!” but I’m not an absolute dork so I’m not going to say that.
I’m a Nonuple threat. Comédien, father, actor (sunday school plays), storyteller, storylistener, pick up basketball DAWG, husband, and bad at math.